Check out that blonde over there. I'd take a bite out of that.
The way these fruits and veggies are clearly screaming to be spared their inevitable delicious demise really touches me. Let's all become breatharians!
I hope those noodles are al dente or Chewy won't be chewy enough.
I see green peppers in there, crap indeed!
Those are some mad meaty kicks, yo!
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The love scene is a little Not Safe For Work so be careful, kiddos.
Also: BROCCOLI SHEEP!
To Wills and Kate, may their roast beef hair never go rancid and their green bean sweaters never shrivel.
Liverace would approve.