You can't make me!
I'm glad someone has appointed a specific location so it doesn't just end up wherever.
They're just special, buy them all!
As long as it's smothered in tomatoes I'll eat it.
Only $3.99/lb and I don't even have to skin them myself? Bargain!
Just make sure everything cools down before you climb in there.
I can't say Pop Tarts make you smarter or anything, but this was really a lapse in judgment right here.