These look like the perfect device for shredding the inside of my mouth to ribbons. Delicious!
Where no ban has gone before... to the baking supplies aisle.
I don't eat meat, so, you know, my diet is pretty healthy.
Superman's sweet tooth will be the death of him. Comic nerds! Tell me why this is implausible!
Waiter, my refried beans look like delicious chocolate! Send it back and bring me something that came from a diaper!
The main drawback of course is that you can't stick your tongue into a bowl of cupcakes and pick up six of them without your hands.
Having an Oscar party is pretty much just an excuse to drink champagne all day, get dressed up, and eat movie themed snacks until you puke. What movie snacks did you all enjoy with your drunken critiques of Oprah's dress?
S&M just got real sticky. Safeword: Sugarshock.