Your poor decision making skills are now moot. Thank goodness.
John has an eating disorder and a lack of willpower.
Ever wonder what magnified cake sprinkles look like? Here you go! Like normal sprinkles only way bigger!
Now that's how you celebrate Gay Pride! Rainbow sugar overload FTW!
It's wise to just get those pesky baby teeth out of the way as early as possible.
Easter is over Peep, get in the bargain bin and stop blubbering.
Sorry man, sucking on a brain won't make you any smarter. And no, you can't pay for candy with leaves.
Beet cake keeps a beat. Dig it.