You've scored the elusive, rare, fish-in-fish! Dinner just got super fancy!
Quit it with the cute act, cat! You're not fooling anyone. We know you're hoarding soup for the apocalypse!
They change their branding so often I can never tell what I'm drinking!
Reminds me of Burning Man. You know, because there was so much bread. What?
That can't be a whole pound in the "T", I demand to speak to your manager.