Even roadkill demands some seasoning.
You want a job? Carry all these. CRASH You're fired.
I love you, caffeine addiction. Be mine for always.
Spherical scoops are totally over. Everyone knows a cylinder is more architecturally stable anyway.
Who cares if they're juicy when they finally make such nice building blocks?
Just smother them in butter and they'll calm right down.
It's low carb and it all fits in one hand. I just can't for the life of me see how this is unhealthy.