Your brain has been infected. Resistance is futile. You're welcome.
Lay it down man, let's discuss that bass.
I make much better snacks than what you can get at a gas station, trust me. I just want you to propose with that amazing dog!
I love Sriracha as much as the next guy, believe me. But you'll never catch me in a limo with a guy in a chicken suit and a glass of the stuff. Not outside of Vegas anyway.
This Taco Bell employee wins the award for most accurate order taking ever.
Dance monkey man, dance!
It may not roll down stairs or over your neighbor's dog, but it does fit on your back and is super great for a snack.