Ooh yeah baby, let that green pepper slip just a little further.
People Magazine doesn't know what it's talking about with Bradley Cooper. It's obviously the year of the Gosling.
Non-edible celebs over here!
Starchy, sexy, and of course smothered in butter.
Hey Croatia, stop poking me with your sausage! I'm not in the mood!
You don't have to be in good shape to be FOREVER ALONE.
You know what's sexier than two spindly little chicken wings? A STEAK DAMMIT!