She's a tricky one, don't say I didn't warn ya.
Oh god, eat it quick!
The cake that stares back.
ic, fondantThis cake might be venomous. Maybe. Wanna chance it?
I will just lick your googly eyes.
Finding a rusty knife in your candy is like Christmas in July! Score!
This better screen in Seattle! I'll be first in line for tickets!
Only one of these can get you possibly in trouble with the law. All of them can make a bystander audibly gag in public.