If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.
I need the coffee to wake me up from the inside, not scare me awake with its terrifying face.
Doesn't all lager come with at least a modicum of contempt?
I don't know what a Deathwing is but I think I know enough now to know that WoW is probably a terrifying place.
It's an army of creepy vacant smiles and cough-inducing powdered sugar. RUN!
I hate marzipan but I'd eat it as fast as possible to spare myself the horror of looking at this giant pig any longer.
I can't handle the pressure! You do it! I'll be back in a minute.
Sure it's "food" as long as there's someone willing to choke it down for our entertainment and disgust.