Mix a few habanero gummy bears in your candy bowl and your coworkers will keep their paws to themselves!
I think that kid's a little young to be a Twihard but if you're a werewolf fan, you're a werewolf fan.
One of these days someone is going to have a chestburster baby and I will feel so vindicated as using that as my number one reason to not have children.
Just eat with your eyes closed and maybe you'll stop hyperventilating.
Bear abs. That is all.
Who else is afraid of a torrent of blood if you try to cut into that thing? All work and no play make cake a dull dessert.
My cocoa sense is tingling!
And you though tempura spider rolls were creepy.