salad

cop donuts salad thumbs up - 4953252864
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cops of the world rejoice! Your wife tells you to eat more salad and you've found the perfect loophole.

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Otherwise known as any given Wednesday at my house. Who wants to come over for dinner?

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What would a pickle in your salad have to sing to earn your mercy? For me it would have to be "Stevie Nix" by the Hold Steady.

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I've heard of meals coming back angry, but if it started that way, you were asking for it.

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One of these days they need to get on to the post-dinner mayonnaise already.

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Obviously I'm doing it wrong when I offer my guests a jar of martini olives, a bag of old pita chips and a shot of tequila.

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With so many grabby little arms, how would you even get this thing into your mouth?