Just make sure your little ham is wearing his parka and mittens when you put him to the task.
That giant Cinnabon doesn't have enough protein to get me through my morning standing-on-the-elevator workout. Can I get some cheese on that too?
I'm assuming that in this scenario, I am the crouching tiger about to pounce on the not-so-well-hidden bacon.
Hey! He's going for the grapes! Stop him before he gets to the saltines!