I need to cram as much food into my face as possible before finding a place to sit down and eat.
Kitty, you need to use fresher ingredients, you're smelling a little ripe.
Make sure and take its shoes off before you eat it, the rubber gets stuck in your teeth.
This lobster is dry and keeps cutting up the inside of my mouth, take it back! Bring me a styrofoam burger!
The French are getting so dainty with their miniature snack-sized horses. Can you get them from a vending machine to eat on the go?
I'll just pop a couple eggs and be ready to go!
The noodles, they are safe, but the sushi, that red ring of death doesn't look so good.
Thank you for providing so may delicious children! This is the best birthday ever!