Grant me some wishes, pizza cat!
Now that's how you honor your brother's memory!
Personally, I'd rather tie the knot with sausage and artichoke hearts but there's something for everyone I guess.
I mean, you can't blame him right? Free pizza is a powerful motivator.
This is my version of a late night booty-call.
These fools are claiming that their pizza and theirs alone is nutritious enough to eat three meals a day. Who wants to test it out and report back in six months?
Meh. You know.
The perfect snack for people who think pizza needs more crust and less toppings.