I admit that apples and pork products and cheese can be a delightful combination, but this is an unholy bastardization of a beautiful idea.
How is this not a pie? Pinkie Pie deserves better than cake don't you think?
That's just the price you have to pay to be on the cutting edge, man.
Captain America's mom is always embarrassing him on the 4th of July.
Seriously, just give her a little more time in the tanning booth and she'll come out golden and happy.
Man are they gonna be mad when they try to eat me. That idiot used way too much cinnamon and I'm nearly inedible.
My, what lovely filling!
I hate it when I get a pizza and pieces are missing.