The nail polish adds a special chemical flavor that you just don't get with Vlassic.
You're always so sour dude.
Oh stock photos, is there a stereotype you DON'T perpetuate?
If you have to ask you'll never know.
Oh, wait, do they grow back like salamander tails?
I come to bless your franks and beans!
You smug, crown-wearing bastard, you are going DOWN!
What? No honey, I have a lovely sandwich for lunch, see?