And you thought coffee snobs were Starbucks born?
Don't lie, this sounds even better than fresh, hot pizza and you know it!
How they managed to keep a fart viable long enough for it to be considered old and then get it into a cup with coffee and milk is surely a mystery of modern science.
Let's just stop counting in the early 30s shall we?
At some point we all just reach "old" and then people just call us "old" until we die. Damn kids.
The older you are the more fire he breathes on you. Watch out Grandpa!
...It hurts, but then you get cake!
Those must have been the tiniest peanuts ever eaten!