The green pepper with tinfoil grill teeth really seals the deal for me.
Chocolate is chocolate, it doesn't need to look good to taste good.
Chewing is sometimes a herculean task. Thank goodness for instant sludge in a packet.
Let's play: Name That Mutant Fruit! To me it looks a bit like Rouge with that fancy bleached stripe in her hair.
Warning: graphic descriptions of cooking practices in a British accent.
I don't even want to think about who had to milk all those poor gorillas.
Sing me into a deep, soft, carb-loaded sleep with your sweet song and soothing march.
In what way is an artificial drink mix "dietary?" Are you accusing me of having scurvy?!