See now, if this had been Pepsi products we wouldn't be in this mess!
When all you need in this world is a damn glass of wine and you have no opener, the universe is a cruel cruel place.
Chocolate is chocolate, it doesn't need to look good to taste good.
I didn't know pandas were so into Disney.
Logic has no place here. You need serious help.
Somebody's gotta wean that guy off the sloppy juice.
Am I the master of cake decorating or what? I could do this in my sleep!
Let's hope he has enough strength left to lift at least one stein to his lips. Something to drown his tears in.