I keep about 300 cans of reindeer in my emergency bunker. Nothing but the fanciest survival food for me!
Because guests love to come over and smell meat before they're told they're really having veggies for dinner.
This pork doesn't look piggy enough, let's remind people where it came from.
Don't tell me you haven't considered pounding his face into ground meat.
Get more Bieber fever over here!
Who needs a specially climate-controlled space when you live near the equator?
Excuse me waiter, this burger is a little too chewy.
I love a good meat log. This one even includes a bun around the central hot dog!
Dudes, this guy has eaten nothing but dead animals he finds on the ground for the last 30 years! Talk about sustainably raised meat!