What are you so happy about? I'm about to eat your eyes one at a time. Not so happy now are you?
Eat the left wall first, then the corn base and you'll have him right where you want him.
The guys at that new burger joint are such squares!
I'm of the firm opinion that every meal on your birthday should be cake. Especially when you're 26, not a whole lot of years left before you need to start seriously worrying about your cholesterol.
Can't eat seafood? How's this for a substitute?
Hey! He's going for the grapes! Stop him before he gets to the saltines!
Funny Food Videos - Vegan Response Video to Epic Meal Time
After-dinner public nap = instant photo op.