Sometimes you want a pizza, sometimes it's burger time. Sometimes it's impossible to choose. Thank goodness for frozen goodies.
"Consume all of this at the same time because you are a free American."
Hey white lady, how's your million dollar future steak?
Pig has the right idea. Run. Run for your LIFE!
You are so delicious I'm afraid you'll never reach the end of your journey before I eat you.
I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.
John Mulaney knows a good meal when he sees one. Food, schmood, just listen. A meal is more than food.
That battery must be GIGANTIC!