Founding fathers, mechanically separated chicken product, two great tastes that taste great together!
Taking food that is already cooked and ready to eat and just sogging it up real good in a rice cooker is not cooking. Also now you have nasty Coke-flavored rice.
Proof that fast food can pacify even the most savage beast.
Well okay, but only if you wear your McDonald's uniform all night.
Sharing a salt shaker is like sharing needles. Get hammered responsibly.
I hate to think that the fries at KFC could ever go bad, I'll go with eternal youth over there at McDonald's.
Sure it's sugary and full of butter. But it's probably still better for you than a big mac and large fries.
New faces, new walls, same old crap in a new box.