When this diet dictates that I can only eat two marshmallows or one slice of pickle, it better be doing something interesting on the plate to keep me from sobbing over my long lost pasta love.
I bet that peep's liver tastes extra sweet with a nice chianti.
Who knew it only costs $100 to put yourself at risk for diabetes? Bargain!
Who would subject a poor snowman tot he indignity of a mickey mouse hat before stabbing him in the head with a stick. That's just sick.
Ensures you get plenty of marshmallows in every bowl. Why these don't come in every box is the world's greatest mystery!
This isn't it. Don't do this. For the love of all that is decent don't melt skittles on a pizza crust.
You know the moment you get to that shelf someone will swoop in and nab the bag with all the marshmallows too. Because story of your life am I right?
Even squishy little white dudes are getting into the body mod trend these days. You just can't leave good enough alone, can you?