Sammiches! Learn something!
What if I just give them a handful of thumbtacks and Lemonheads?
Remember kids, competitive eating is for professionals only. Don't try this at home unless you have a hankering for heart failure.
Who needs balanced whole foods that you have to cook for yourself when you can pay for convenience?
Please, as a former barista I beg you coffee drinkers of America to know what it is you want.
So, are you a leg man or what?
I've always had a thing for gingers, personally.
Does this ring true in your communities, American readers? Here in Seattle we definitely have more McDonald's representing than any other chain.