If I plant it in my yard will it supply me with chocolate for life?
I'm not sure how the dark lord would feel about you sucking on the prow of one of his most dangerous weapons for a cheap thrill.
Don't get too close, kids! Pumpkins are nasty!
What it lacks in flavor it makes up for in... no, I'm sorry, this cake is seriously bland!
Funny Food Photos - Frosty the Snowman Ice Cubes