Opening day means ballpark food. What does your hometown specialize in? Here in Seattle, Safeco field is all about garlic fries and kettle corn!
That looks nothing like the nightstand in the pamphlet. I suck at building these things.
Walking and eating is a refined skill set. Think carefully before ordering.
Look what we've done to this planet. We are disgusting.
Your dad is Homer Simpson? You are one lucky kid.
Who says a burger has to be a flat disk? Why not a cylinder?
No soy fillers, no starchy, rubbery weirdness, just sweet sweet love.
Pop it in the microwave and your hot dog magically becomes grilled cheese!