I'll take one with everything.
Tube-shaped meat is the next frontier of messaging media.
So fresh, and such a precise cut!
Summer's here! Sit back, relax, and enjoy A Cheezburger Summer!
That's a pig in a blanket alright!
I prefer my animal intestines to be filled with cake as opposed to meat. I'm a serious vegetarian, obviously.
I'm so far from being a 12-year-old boy that the only thing outrageous here is the mayonnaise on a hot dog. A HOT DOG!!!
Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.