To protect from the invading hordes of Mustard Slingers.
Our CheezHQ uniforms just keep getting more and more complex. Too much flair if you ask me.
What more do you want from a man than chocolate and magic am I right?
And here I was, just positive that Lady Gaga's meat dress was really just the leading edge of a full fledged fashion revolution!
This kid is going to be the king of the planet some day, best quit snickering.
Someday I want to wear something ridiculous on my head and touch so many lives that someone makes a cupcake commemorating it. Aretha, Princess Beatrice, I'm coming for you.
Gives new meaning to "If I'm wrong, I'll eat my hat!"
I feel you, grumpy owl, I'd be bitter about not getting to wear the jaunty hat too.