All foods must be perfectly flat.
She is so bland.
That prawn fascinator Princess Di wore to that one photo-op was stunning wasn't it?
A boiled block of tofu isn't exactly appetizing but this guy is so cute I'll eat him all up anyway.
Maybe if you can get your parents to appreciate your artistic talents they won't realize you aren't eating your dinner.
You've gotta wash those dreads someday man.
It's getting really annoying.
Does your apple and peanut butter resemble a late night talk show host? No? I didn't think so.
So many celebs, so little time.