All precious West Coast joking aside, this is an awesome idea!
Now THIS is a drunk kitchen!
Eat him before he can get to your brains!
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn! Drag me to your delicious chocoaltey depths!
Chewing is sometimes a herculean task. Thank goodness for instant sludge in a packet.
Awwww, I wanted them to genetically engineer a Slurm Queen to produce the magic elixir.
I support our troops by biting their heads off.
That sad little sugar pickaxe isn't gonna make a dent.