Inb4: STARVING CHILDREN IN AFRICA! STOP WASTING FOOD! FAT AMERICANS! THISISWHYYOUREFAT.COM!
Okay guys, i think that's about enough of that.
Is that all you got, burger? Pshhht. Weak.
How can you just stand there and watch your kids be devoured by that monster?!
You really help me tap into my emotional side.
12,000 pounds. Six tons of chocolate. What, they think that's impressive? They obviously didn't see my obnoxious wedding cake.
Don't worry, there are no girls in this one. You can watch it at work without any suspicions of Girls Gone Wild.
Would you like some coffee with that cream?