Pick your poison.
Taking food that is already cooked and ready to eat and just sogging it up real good in a rice cooker is not cooking. Also now you have nasty Coke-flavored rice.
Would you be more or less likely to eat a platter of fries if they hovered in front of your face? I'd eat them as fast as I could in hopes to gain their levitation powers.
I like to think this burger and fries is turning 4 today and has been sitting there, not rotting for all these years.
Very clever, Tiny Alpaca! But you're still not invited to my Sooper Bowl party.
It's the tastiest land in the universe! Condiments forever!
I once knew a guy who could fit his mouth around a McDonald's fry carton. No joke. Talk about efficiency!
Who needs a bowl for snack mix when you can just make a hoagie out of it?