Where did I go wrong? Why didn't I take that trip to the Poconos with Rebecca when I had the chance? Is this all there is?
I can't imagine a scenario when I'd need all this in one, though I do adore pasta and sushi.
The French are getting so dainty with their miniature snack-sized horses. Can you get them from a vending machine to eat on the go?
Man grill! Man tame fire and cook meat! Man vanquishes evil sausage with manly meat sword!
I like to hear my food scream while it's dying.
do your kids hate eating and prefer a slow death by starvation? Now you can just cram the food into their adorable faces with a little bulldozer. They'll thank you someday. Maybe.
Via: Skull Swap http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/1079582171