You mean I'd have to OPEN a bag of salad with my own HANDS? Too much work!
I've never seen anyon so proud of their favorite strip mall.
I crave dirt and grass, help!
Time to go on a culinary world tour!
What, Grams and Pop-pop didn't have Chickienobs?
Does what it says on the box!
Taking yourself seriously is for the birds.
This Taco Bell employee wins the award for most accurate order taking ever.