I feel you girl, I don't like cake either.
Now that's an origin story!
Make me a cake of fish and rice and I'm as happy as a bear with a cake of fish and rice! Wait, am I really a bear?
I'm never opening another can as long as I live.
I'm hardly entertained. You're fired, fish.
Just eat with your eyes closed and maybe you'll stop hyperventilating.
Ooh ooh! Can I get first crack at the eyeballs?