Hey doctor lady, lighten up and have a big mac!
Proof that fast food can pacify even the most savage beast.
That's some musty pie crust you got there, Gramps.
You just jetpack your ventricles out of here and I'll call you when I'm dead from deliciousness.
All that steak just wore him out, you're gonna have to put the scones directly into his mouth. Watch your fingers.
Remember kids, competitive eating is for professionals only. Don't try this at home unless you have a hankering for heart failure.
You're really starting to gross me out.
Cupcakes may make people fat, but you make people punchy. Which do you prefer?