I mean, if princes are made of cheesecake. Which, in a perfect world, they are.
Looks just like the dog my family had when I was a kid. That dog was... special.
The baker should have used more whole grain.
This Muppet's been hitting the sauce a little too hard lately. It's time to get into treatment.
What the eff, man? For real! That hurts!
He's looking down on us from low-carb heaven.
I thought I'd be the star, I never thought I'd be playing backup for a high-fiber generic cereal. Sigh.
He's excited because you're about to smear butter on his face, his favorite!