Animals are food, not friends. Even April O'Neil knew that someday her friends were destined for the soup pot.
They're really getting historically accurate what with the biting the umbilical cord and all.
Now with more cats! Next week they eat Fluffy.
The Sauce Boss deserves a special recurring role on regular Epic Meal Time.
Someday someone will recognize me in a drive through for being that one lady who writes crappy jokes about food on the internet. A girl can dream...
I demand an all chainsaw episode!
They've created a MONSTER! Delicious, meaty monstrosity!
Now we know where Muscles Glasses gets all those muscles from; maple syrup and log spliting!