A quick bite before I go.
Yes, mom, I had eggs this morning. Totally traditional breakfast, I swear.
Hey bunny, barf that yolk closer to my toast, please!
Gamers rejoice! You don't have to waste time during breakfast not thinking about Portal!
Wait, don't impregnate that yolk until my toast is ready!
Neat, where's my breakfast?
This would be an especially good trick to pull on a vegan friend with a veggie patty! (trollface.jpg)
There's an ad for cholesterol medication printed on the other side.