The perfect snack for people who think pizza needs more crust and less toppings.
Honey I made you a giant calzone for dinner! JK! I can't cook!
This is the 2012 gold medal winning freestyle pizza throwing routine. This is a real thing.
There are a whole lot of words in that title up there. The only one I'm really sure about here is "bun."
Ooh ooh! Fry Jell-O Shots next!
I swear to god sometimes I think that guy's head is made of pasta dough.
Reminds me of Burning Man. You know, because there was so much bread. What?
I always knew baked goods had a touch of the emo.