Is that the primordial soup you're stirring?
Wait, did that big dino eat that little dino? Sad!
I want to see Pizza Hut start hiring based on artistic ability so we can get some impressive box art coming through.
Ooh ooh, now do a Pterodactyl!
If the babysaur doesn't scare you enough, just think of all the plastic you'll be ingesting if you're not super careful with this monstrosity.
Now we know why they went extinct.
You better clip those claws before cooking it. I hear once it hits the water it starts slashing again.
In the winter he needs a layer of sauerkraut to keep him warm.