Three layers of cake containing a cherry pie, a pumpkin pie and an apple pie. What more do you want from me? It's a damn pastryception!
Who needs a garden when you can cook up your own worms? There are so many ways to gross out your neighbors.
Breakfast, dessert, what's the difference right?
It's a stretch to claim the "natural" provenance of those canned fruits but I'll support any instance of pouring booze on something and calling it cooking.
You must be brave, steadfast, and hungry! You can do it!
If you ask me, gaytimes look like pretty fun times!