Can't you hear the potatoes screaming while they fry?
You, sir, had the coolest grandfather! I wish someone had made these for me when I was a kid.
If I laughed at anything as hard as this pepper is laughing I'd be the happiest girl on the planet.
Why so serious? Is it scurvy?
My breakfast just got a whole lot more literary.
He must have gotten really cut up. They never even liked the guy.
Who cares if they're juicy when they finally make such nice building blocks?
My drawers are looking so empty, can I get some more bulky, single-use utensils?