Well, I'm all grown up now.
I don't care how many cookies are in the bag, just please please make it stop staring at me!
Does anyone have that drummer's contact info? He's got promise!
Listen, if I want a burger, I'll get a burger from a burger place okay? Just stop it!
I'm so far from being a 12-year-old boy that the only thing outrageous here is the mayonnaise on a hot dog. A HOT DOG!!!
It's wise to be topless when eating a Carl's Jr. burger just in case.
Fruit has juice in it? Who knew? I'm especially fond of the "fill it with booze" suggestion.