I love soup so much too, but I'd rather not eat something my feet have touched. I guess it's just me.
And burritos make you feel like you're going to give birth to a baby made of cheese and beans.
My brain goes best with cheesy grits, if you must know.
Don't waste those tears, they'll add a nice shot of umami to those noodles.
Eating out of a bag has never been so civilized.
Sorry man, I'm hungry, I feel nothing.
No one eats this crap for the ice cream, NO ONE.
I bow down to the genius problem solving displayed herein.