Coffee is so delicious it makes out with itself!
Are you old enough to be drinking coffee?
Is that a shot of espresso in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
How they managed to keep a fart viable long enough for it to be considered old and then get it into a cup with coffee and milk is surely a mystery of modern science.
Please, as a former barista I beg you coffee drinkers of America to know what it is you want.
Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.
Let's be honest here, that's where it all ends up anyway.
Today is the day, after I drink my coffee I'm taking all the pigs down.