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You'll only get one or two shots out of this before it starts to disintegrate, but that should hold you until you get to the cabinet and just pour yourself a coffee mug full.

Slightly not safe for work due to a naughty word.

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That's it, we're eating potatoes every night forever until the novelty of this trick wears off.

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How many digits did you fit into your pie? Not including your fingers when you ate it with your hands like a barbarian, that is.

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I'm just gonna lock myself in the house with an iron and a coffee pot and call it a life. The internet said I could!

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Sure, warming a slice of pizza over a toaster is a great idea, if you're the kind of fool who doesn't realize that cold pizza is where it's at.