No reason breakfast shouldn't be patriotic.
All the Olympics you need is at ROFLympics!
Yo, your life is CRAZY bro! Cereal in a bathtub? WHAAAAAAAT?
Just give me the box, this is ridiculous.
I thought I'd be the star, I never thought I'd be playing backup for a high-fiber generic cereal. Sigh.
You'll bow in subservience to its mystical flavor.
A bag of oats, twigs and crunchy dried berries does not deserve such an exclamation.
I knew there was a reason I never trusted that damn bunny.
Lucky Charms, Y U no lucky?!